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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>vegan//asshole//pug life</description><title>based queen~~</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @girthcrisis)</generator><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>majortvjunkie:

Jurassic Park 4 budget got cut
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maiaz1DzwM1rycuzvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://majortvjunkie.tumblr.com/post/32209835090/jurassic-park-4-budget-got-cut"&gt;majortvjunkie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jurassic Park 4 budget got cut&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50860783202</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50860783202</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:13:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7060f02e50abb404a78ee80e9219536d/tumblr_mn0dcfaH4N1s9ca1lo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50814663567</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50814663567</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 05:23:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77187684736a863b83bdecc68c5294d3/tumblr_mmglhmUYus1qbgi6po1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50759103814</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50759103814</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:30:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>neutron-:

Bb</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3070c47a6d3693af63b95081fe8dadaa/tumblr_mlmgkhsCCZ1qjqxmoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://neutron-.tumblr.com/post/50739253713/bb" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;neutron-&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bb&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50756595943</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50756595943</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:56:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>MY BB 😍🎉🎉👑🌠</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/236f9a35badafa9d1cd59f959c349def/tumblr_mn0dr4yzTC1qetsv5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;MY BB 😍🎉🎉👑🌠&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50755119442</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50755119442</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:36:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>askaboutnikki:

do it yourself
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e485a98e17418660ef9fb769d35da640/tumblr_mmv2yvC5mi1qzclrjo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askaboutnikki.tumblr.com/post/50630279038/do-it-yourself"&gt;askaboutnikki&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do it yourself&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50723922890</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50723922890</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 05:36:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84b12515a2c4b7b29a6a4e58fba4a2da/tumblr_mmx2irnUWZ1qaqclho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50723298988</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50723298988</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 05:21:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jewelstaites.tumblr.com/post/48312176055/how-to-give-a-good-handjob-bop-it-pull-it-twist"&gt;jewelstaites&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how to give a good handjob&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;bop it&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;pull it&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;twist it&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50649179141</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50649179141</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 05:56:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyrws9W8c1qzcdwso1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyrws9W8c1qzcdwso2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyrws9W8c1qzcdwso3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyrws9W8c1qzcdwso4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyrws9W8c1qzcdwso5_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50626624824</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50626624824</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:03:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce86908862e56662a376ad953d752a3b/tumblr_mmk4anKex91qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50604897425</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50604897425</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:11:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>bikesbuttsanddoughnuts:

intifadaxvx:

revenge-of-the-witches:

d...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2208bb79de83606d08cbd218e03d3a61/tumblr_mjrv8kV9WL1qdl47po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bikesbuttsanddoughnuts.tumblr.com/post/50486729015/intifadaxvx-revenge-of-the-witches" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;bikesbuttsanddoughnuts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://intifadaxvx.tumblr.com/post/50479685724/revenge-of-the-witches-delicateheresy"&gt;intifadaxvx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://revenge-of-the-witches.tumblr.com/post/49946482048/delicateheresy-mattxgauck-two-on-green-4"&gt;revenge-of-the-witches&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delicateheresy.tumblr.com/post/49944096863/mattxgauck-two-on-green-4-super-huge"&gt;delicateheresy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattxgauck.tumblr.com/post/45527486269/two-on-green-4-super-huge"&gt;mattxgauck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;two on green! $4! super huge! retirementfund.etsy.com! Get dumb with sewing projects!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You know…I wasn’t going to bother trolling this, but give me a break. How old are you? I’m sure you haven’t, due to your white bearded man-baby position in life, thought out the racial and class implications of this bullshit. Forget about the prisons overflowing with populations criminalized because of the drug war, forget police violence against people of color and poor folks that does kill a lot of “local drug dealers,” forget the fact that class society basically makes clandestine labor the only option for a lot of people. So Matt Gauck, when are you going to go out and off your “local drug dealer?” Or are you just profiting from images that promote racial and class violence?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Also, it’s really cool that &lt;a href="http://mattxgauck.tumblr.com/post/45822896055/new-shirt-for-food-fight-vegan-grocery-vegan"&gt;your shirt&lt;/a&gt; for a vegan small business basically implies that most of the world’s population, and all people prior to colonization / currently fighting off the encroachments of the civilization that makes a vegan diet possible, should die. In case you didn’t know, the Neanderthals you characterize all gatherer-hunters as are actually a separate species from human beings. Way to go though, indigenous people really to see the error of their lifeways and I can’t think of anyone better to show them than vegan muppets.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I agree with the &lt;strong&gt;bolded&lt;/strong&gt; sentiments.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;siiiiiiigh. so sick of racist/classist xvx dudes. go away forever. you don’t understand how society functions at all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck yes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;BOOM&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50495782083</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50495782083</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 06:58:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>everythingbutharleyquinn:

vintagegal:

Traci Lords as Wanda...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/300a0dc06ff4d2b320d3ceee288db629/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9649a0771ca52ab0c76058cc86c8ffb0/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1b35fc2ba5d951e54aa06883c8e4eca/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/debeb8c0e5dfbd5f8dd97f76682b1ca2/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/285c9adfa85d56d68bf4bf6a2ffc74fb/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/357f1fa3156340dd4655cab78011da08/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/534e0faa7ab70ea0a35336dc9052f7af/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a60b43024c3e07071b6bad5a1b5e242/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2911497c6a6a9e22fbe1976dbe05b361/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08b686d2811840bbe5a2cbb5b33c2ac3/tumblr_mi2tghhRGp1qa70eyo10_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://everythingbutharleyquinn.tumblr.com/post/50432042559/vintagegal-traci-lords-as-wanda-woodward-in"&gt;everythingbutharleyquinn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vintagegal.tumblr.com/post/42895330833/traci-lords-as-wanda-woodward-in-cry-baby-1990"&gt;vintagegal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Traci Lords as Wanda Woodward in Cry-Baby (1990)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;better than you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50435157686</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50435157686</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 12:04:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahhardfemme:

this one?
I love you

All the heart eyes</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd24721b4f0f1d693c2700ca3f50b9f8/tumblr_mmrmiwx0Ac1r8edeeo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahhardfemme.tumblr.com/post/50412347590/this-one-i-love-you" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fuckyeahhardfemme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;this one?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love you&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;All the heart eyes&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50419916953</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50419916953</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 07:05:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d78eaa0c0b140ed89df3c8408994cb5/tumblr_mmgrcfe0lg1qc2vjzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50419817664</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50419817664</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 07:02:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c50184a92813c32b06f2592eb496b2e/tumblr_mmprhrVl7T1qizatjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50387394060</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50387394060</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:40:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psyducked.tumblr.com/post/48967752030/such-a-retardis-catswithbenefits-why-ride-a"&gt;psyducked&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://such-a-retardis.tumblr.com/post/48826289207/catswithbenefits-why-ride-a-rollercoaster-when"&gt;such-a-retardis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catswithbenefits.tumblr.com/post/43457448658/why-ride-a-rollercoaster-when-you-can-ride-me"&gt;catswithbenefits&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e37692f1f67a7b9f4892a37d9af6571b/tumblr_inline_mlw21dlScI1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50362818912</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50362818912</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 13:23:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m358b5KlZr1rs0d62o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50346353990</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50346353990</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 08:47:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This is the weirdest fucking night of my life not on drugs.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06797c8c37540e8f35a0d8db127563b7/tumblr_mmo78itmrg1qfbbigo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the weirdest fucking night of my life not on drugs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50229280253</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50229280253</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 22:29:06 -0700</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9izpaU6xd1r4w9ppo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50196817885</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50196817885</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 14:34:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>lordofskramz:

Comadre || Sabado Gigante</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50192836824" src="http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50192836824/audio_player_iframe/girthcrisis/tumblr_m1qgdjDIE51qbuvih?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgirthcrisis%2F50192836824%2Ftumblr_m1qgdjDIE51qbuvih" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lordofskramz.tumblr.com/post/20211150251/comadre-sabado-gigante" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lordofskramz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Comadre || Sabado Gigante&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50192836824</link><guid>http://girthcrisis.tumblr.com/post/50192836824</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 13:38:27 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
